10 Funniest New Year Resolutions Ever
Years pass away and we always keep making New Year resolutions that are hardly kept. Get innovative and try something out of the box. One idea could be to make funny New Year resolutions that everyone would giggle at.
Below we list some of these funniest resolutions that you should make, once in a while.
10. I will wear full pants while going out
Make a resolution that you will wear only full pants when heading outdoors. The idea of going to the office wearing shorts no longer interests people in your life.
9. I will never make New Year resolutions
Another funny New Year resolution to make would be that you will stop making resolutions, since you never kept one. This funny resolution will make people realize that you are the special one who never kept resolutions.
8. Will change Username to Password and vice versa
Make a resolution that you will change your Username to Password and Password to Username. This way people will never be able to guess the same and you should keep interchanging those more often thereafter.
7. Will not talk on Phone while eating
You talk all the while eating realizing little that the other person is not able to understand a word of the same. Make a resolution that you will give up this habit, even though you might never.
6. Will not accept proposal from a Supermodel
Make a resolution that even if the most beautiful supermodel makes a proposal to you, you will not accept the same and say no to her. It might sound impossible but make such a resolution and try to keep it.
5. Work with a neglected child
Make a resolution that you will work with a particular neglected child. Other people will not find it funny until the time you say that this neglected child will be your own child though.
4. Will change the Clocks
Make a resolution that you will delete Monday from all clocks and calendars. This way you will be doing great social service as people will get one more holiday after Sunday.
3. Will not eat candy shaped medicine
Some medicines are so fancy that they seem to be like candy. Make a resolution that you are not going to eat any medicine unless it seems like a medicine, both in taste and shape.
2. Will fill gas in car and turn the nozzle off
Make a New Year resolution that you are not going to pay for the gas in your car, ever. Simple, turn the nozzle of the gas pump over and make the reading zero when it comes to paying.
1. Will sleep at home during Christmas
The day entire community would be busy praying at Church, you can make a resolution to sleep over at home and not worry about the coming future.